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Eggs Aren't That Easy To Make
“If I end up in a lesbian monogamous relationship when I’m older, I want you to be the sperm donor” a girl says to her best male friend, while drunk at a party. “Okay, it’s a deal” he replies. Flash forward ten years and the two friends are making good on their promise. She is in said monogamous lesbian relationship and he’s just got a new girlfriend. Having your best friend be your sperm donor? What possibly could go wrong? “Eggs Aren’t That Easy To Make”, using this thought experiment as the premise, delves into the ethics of having a child in the modern world.
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PERFORMANCES
13:30
Saturday, 17 February 2024
The Spacement at The Glitch
Sunday, 18 February 2024
12:30
The Spacement at The Glitch
The Spacement at The Glitch
ADDITIONAL INFO
Access features:
No Step-free Access
Age guidance:
15+
Running time:
55 minutes
Festival strand:
Theatre & Performance
Funny, Thought Provoking, Offbeat, Poignant, LGBTQ+
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Strong language, discussion of pregnancy and infertility, depression
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ABOUT THE ARTISTS:
White Noise Theatre
Maria Telnikoff (she/they) is the writer of “My Dad Wears A Dress” which had a five star run at the Edinburgh Fringe and went on to tour Nottingham Playhouse, Greenwich Theatre and the Vagina Museum. And of “All The Men Are Going To Hate Me” which ran at Camden People’s Theatre. This is the first piece she has written for more than one character.
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PRESS & REVIEWS
Praise for Maria Telnikoff’s writing: “Rarely is theatre this uncompromisingly intelligent” (Lost In Theatreland)
CAST & CREATIVE CREDITS:
A Pinch of VAULT is a festival of brand new and work-in-progress performance. Shows will be at varying stages of development, including rehearsed readings with script in hand, first time on its feet or semi-staged.
GALLERY
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TRAILER
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